july 17 2003

"too much chinese tonight,"
says says a stomach
who hasn't had a muffin
since canton was home.
is there a dunkin' donuts
in hong kong?
maybe kenny would know.
you could drive a bmw
if you lived with his parents.
would people call you larry
if your name was clarence?

i haven't merely killed
brain cells.
i've slaughtered them.
awesome-lee.
brain dead jared.
my future is a monster under the bed.
mediterranean boat crashes
steer the ship clear.
lay me down forever -
i cannot relate to you.
no fish sandwiches
past 10pm.
scoops,
shovels,
and afro picks all agree.
front seat boomboxes
are the way to go.
plan your cds before the trip
and avoid swerve accidents.
next stop on the tour of spectacles:
baghdad.