june 23 2000 red ink iv

are you going to bring it
to the bathtub?
just sit and wiggle.
oombala!
umbaloola!
are we going to be like
this for a long time?
can i switch your
eyes back and forth
just for a half hour?
i have no intentions
of hurting you.

beat me!
foolish pickle sprayer.
this way or that way?
this way.
oh my.
i am the foolish
pickle sprayer!!!!!
i like the merry-go-round.
pass the red
elvis commemorative plate.
sometimes my frosted flakes
look like you.
a foody bong doo.
i don't want a dirty sheet.
i'm not smelling your socks.
you're wasting a good
piece of whatever that is.