counting summer 2000 ms

if you had to summarize
yourself in one word,
what would it be?
texaco.
stroking.
pushpops.
wow.
veranda.

{three words?}
ooh and aah.
strike the fish.
slam the pots.
sweet ass, baby!
al roker gots.

{five?}
oh wow,
six pack again.
porcupines drop farts
- feverishly, flavorlessly.
the dentists talk
to anteaters.

{six?}
my god,
she dropped chism flablat.
please keep my ponytails
under wraps.
dejection, rejection
is a state today.

{eight?}
give me the keys
to your car,
drunkass.
funnels of life
fill me with strife,
wife.
if she lifts her head,
i won't puke.

{nine?}
creamy flavors of velvet skies
make me wanna die.
if i had to do this again
i wouldn't.

{ten?}
if you had to describe this,
what would it be?

{eleven?}
never underestimate the will
of a man who has no arms.